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I was inspired by a certain part from Cainiam’s CYOA Reign Equestria. I spoilered the excerpt below. Sadly, I realize that Bulwakr is apparently an OC. if someone gets me them in SFM I’ll happily swap him out.

||A very large guard has entered your employ by the name of Bulwark. He’s Big, he’s strong, and he’s keen to protect. The only problem is his immense backside seems to somehow constantly end up planted on top of yourself, burying you under his hefty cheeks. Which only is worse when he’s gassy… You could keep him in your employ as he is an excellent bodyguard, but inopportune squashings do not help your reputation. Conversely you could move him into another job role far away from you.

You keep Bulwark around. Maybe he’ll get less clumsy with time? You regret the decision when in the middle of a big speech he plummets from the light rigging and buries you in his fat backside in front of all of Equestria! You wiggle your way out, but the damage to your reputation is clear…yet at the same time it ends up he defeated an assassin in the process. You keep him around as squashed is better than dead!||