Ah, no, I know exactly the problem. You, my friend, are a rare species called a Draconequus. Your head may look like a pony’s, but the rest of you is a whole lot of other things. As far as I know, your kind don’t develop cutie marks. It sounds terrible at first, but think about it! You have the potential to do basically anything you like! And let me know if you actually do happen to get a cutie mark of some sort, because that would be an amazing discover-
wait…did you say…flEAS
ohnonono that’s not a good thing, I’ll write you a prescription for that right away. I need to have them make it special, since you’re a draconequus and all, so - let me know if that takes care of the problem for you, alright buddy? Feel better soon!