Written by TheWanderingEditor
 
>It is a typical day working at Rich’s Barnyard Bargains.  
>Ding ding! Bang!  
>”Ow!”  
>Ah, that would be Spoiled Rich entering the shop.  
>The poor lady has probably smacked herself on the door.  
>Again.  
>It is a pretty common occurrence giver her… circumstances.  
>You look out from behind the shelf you are stocking and ask, “Are you alright Mrs. Rich?”  
>”Yes, yes, I’m fine. I just wish my husband would widen that door.”  
>Spoiled Rich is your boss’s wife.  
>A lot of people think she is kind of a bitch but you tend to get along with her alright.  
>Mostly because you mind your P’s and Q’s around her and ignored her snippy attitude.  
>She slowly makes her way to the back of the store.  
>These days Spoiled Rich does everything a little slower, whether she wants to or not.  
>”If you’re heading back to your husband’s office he’s not there,” you call out helpfully.  
>”Damn,” you hear her swear. Then louder, “Where did he go?”  
>You look up as you see your boss’s wife heading towards you, stopping and finding alternate routes when she finds an that aisle is too narrow to get through.  
>The thing about Spoiled Rich is that she isn’t fat.  
>She is a little pudgy but overall she is in good shape for a woman her age.  
>No, the thing that stops her moving freely through the store is also the first thing anybody notices about her these days.  
>Namely, her gigantic, gargantuan gazongas.  
>She finally joins you on your side of the store, breathing heavily from exertion, her beachball sized boobs trembling and wobbling with each breath.  
>Several months ago she had a normal, if somewhat corpulent chest.  
>Then something happened.  
>Some say it was plastic surgery gone wrong.  
>Some say it was a curse.  
>Whatever it was, she showed up one day with tits that had grown several feet in diameter.  
>You school yourself and focus solely on her face.  
>Regardless of what others say, your challenge right now is to ignore the biggest boobs in town.  
>It’s going to be a long day.
 

 
Edit of post >>1844911 from /trash/.