Sharing a silly song someone wrote on 4chan.
 
 
There will be people fuckin’ all around  
No matter where you are, you will hear the sound  
If I could have it my way, I’d screw on mixboards all day  
and let the music play
 
So all the way to Celestia’s school  
Past the trees of the Everfree Forest  
Down the road from Sweet Apple Acres  
That’s where you’ll find me  
Gloriosa could be wreaking havoc  
The Dazzlings could strike again  
and Sunset could be a mean heartbreaker  
but we’ll still orgy
 
When you’re a bimbo just like me  
Random people all are your lovers  
and the music has all the answers.  
When you’re a bimbo just like me  
All you wanna do is make people cum  
with your bum  
and stay a bimbo!  
When you’re a unicorn*  
and that’s the way that you were born  
Then, you’re a BIMBO JUST LIKE ME
 
There will be dubstep in every person’s ears  
There will be orgasms that everybody hears  
There will be orgies and there will be no fears  
That’s what I want so bad
 
Sapphire Shores will be fuckin’ loudly.  
Spike the Dog is swinging proudly.  
Aren’t you glad that your town just found me?  
Friends and music will soon surround me!**  
Every last barfly  
Spread your legs, for some guy-  
So happy I could cry.
 
When you’re a bimbo just like me  
Random people all are your lovers  
and the music has all the answers.  
When you’re a bimbo just like me  
All you wanna do is make people cum  
with your bum  
and stay a bimbo!  
When you’re a unicorn*  
and that’s the way that you were born  
Then, you’re a BIMBO JUST LIKE ME
 
[SYNTH]
 
So all the way to Celestia’s school  
Gloriosa could be wreaking havoc  
The Dazzlings could strike again  
and Sunset could be a mean heartbreaker  
but we’ll still orgy
 
When you’re a bimbo just like me  
Random people all are your lovers  
and the music has all the answers.  
When you’re a bimbo just like me  
All you wanna do is make people cum  
with your bum  
and stay a bimbo!  
When you’re a unicorn*  
and that’s the way that you were born  
Then, you’re a BIMBO JUST LIKE ME
 
*Bisexual girl that’ll fuck anyone