Deputy Mare:
(Pops out with a three-shot riot cannon aimed at Opaline’s face) FREEZE!! MBPD!!
🔥Firehorn Henchmare🔥: AHHHH, FUDGE-SICLESS! It’s the POPO again!!
Deputy Mare:
Both of you are under arrest with charges of illicit harboring of an endangered species, animal cruelty, filly-napping, contributing deliquency to a minor, conspiracy to commit crimes against ponykind, and most importantly, false imprisonment of all of my comrades!!
(Shoves tattered arrest warrant into Opaline’s face)
You have a decades-long warrant for your arrest, Opaline! And based off the severity of your crimes AND your alicorn status, the statute of limitations will not expire for thousands of moons! You wanna read the parts that HAVEN’T been smudged, including the signature from the legendary TWILIGHT SPARKLE HERSELF, then go on right ahead!