Inspector Mare (masked):
OOH OOH OOH, and if you also get bored of reading those, you can also read up on Professor Argyle’s “Complete Archive History of Equestria: How the World was Conquered by Friendship before Its Complete Annihilation”, all from Volumes I-XX!!!
In addition to that, I also collected the papers picked off from the references of those “Friendship Journal” volumes, where you can read up on ALL the amazing anecdotal biographical accounts of ALL six legendary heroine figures of the Twilight Sparkle Era, including the Princess of Friendship herself!! ALL 5000 pages worth of educational content!!
Butler (sick):
OH, uhhhh how—very resourceful of you, Inspector. I can’t WAIT to read all those adventures while I–COUGH COUGH—recover…
I don’t suppose you had also dug up my old Master’s journal too?