Inspector Mare (masked):
WELL, we got GOOD NEWS—and BAD NEWS!
The GOOD news is—our Professor’s medical lab results has came back, and you have been tested NEGATIVE for the plague!
The BAD news: You got a case of the heaves, Princess! May not be as deadly serious, but still requires heave-y medical attention! We had already called in the white coats to deliver yer daily dosage of meds to keep them coughs under control!
Butler (sick):
Thanks for the diagnosis, Inspector. AND for filling in for me to take care of our poor Princess…
I would’ve not been able to tend to the lil’ horse’s ailing care without you…