Zipp Storm: Slow your roll! Or uhh…slow your hop, buddy…
Deputy Mare: Nope! Nuh uh!! He is on HIGH-cardio mode! He’s not stopping until he hits 1000 jumps without losing a crystal off his muzzle!
Inspector Mare: C’mon, sister! You don’t expect him to perform all those fancy-schmancy acrobatics on the job, do ya?!
Deputy Mare: Consider this police training protocol, Inspector! I expect everypony in the force, including YOU, to be losing those fatty pounds, lest they want to end up losing their work performance!