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Page 1795 - Evil Diplomancer
14th Jan 2023, 6:00 AM in What About Discord?I didn’t realize until writing this page that I’ve secretly longed for someone to follow up “What am I, chopped liver?” with “…You know what, that makes sense if I was in your shoes, carry on.”
Tirek: This… venting was all well and good, but I can tell you aspire to non-violent solutions, even in the most dire of circumstances. How about a diplomatic exchange to end hostilities?
SFX: (SNAP!)
DM: The rest of you – Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Spike, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Discord – are teleported above Tirek, suspended by bubbles of force that you’re currently too drained to break.
Discord: And now he’s just openly cribbing my style. Lovely.
Pinkie Pie: Are ya winnin’, bestie??
Rarity: Judging by the state of the land and the respective combatants, I’m going to assume: Probably not.
Tirek: Their freedom, in return for all the alicorn magic in Equestria. I’ll let you imagine what happens if you refuse.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, this was kind of the obvious move in retrospect. …But why Discord too?
Discord: I’ll concede to being chopped liver in this instance.