“I’ll get The Hub because I’m a Transformers fan,” he said, “but I won’t be watching any girly pony show.”

Time passes.

“Well, I’ll watch the show,” he said, “but it’s not like I’ll be drawing any fan art.”

Time passes.

“Maybe I’ll sketch a little fan art,” he said, “but it’s not like I’m reading fan fiction.”

Time passes.

“OK, this guy’s pony booze recipes have amusing anecdotes attached to them; maybe I’ll try his fan fiction,” he said, “it’s not like I’m drawing fan art for someone’s fanfic.”

Time passes.

(If you see this, Prancypants, I hope you don’t mind that I can’t do the scene justice at all, but had to sketch it anyway.)