“A bright flash caused me to turn away, a weird sound came and then darkness took hold once again in the still of the night.  
slowly i turn and gazed upon a figure, laying upon the royal grass. i got off my cloud and swoop down. as i got nearer the smelt of something burning came into my nostrils i landed radiantly. i step closer to this pony. or so i thought. upon further expection my realization hit me. it twas no pony at all! but a human!
 
such a being i had not seen in many -thousands of years. he laid there, smoking, and reeking of burnt. his bottom in the air, his trousers half burnt off, displaying his smoldering behind in front of me. i was disgusted with the display. though i will admit his bottom was nice and round almost smooth despite his burns. if a bit pale. he groan in pain.  
i stood there, staring at the poor creature. compassion snuck up on me. and i decided to nurse his burning wounds.
 
i grab him by my teeth and pulled him upon my back, then i took off into the air. in hopes my dear sister will understand why i felt pity for this human.  
perhaps if healed i may keep it as a pet. i smiled at the thought. princess luna and his royal human pet. yes. i liketh this indeed.”