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As he made his way towards the edge of Ponyville, (trying hard not to reflect too much on the opportunities he’d been turning down along the way) Anon heard a thunderous crash to his left. Startled, he turned to see the dumbfounded face of one Derpy Hooves. She too was transformed by this bizarre affliction, and it was due to this change that clearly caused the current predicament the poor pegasus found herself in… wedged between two buildings.
 
“Oh muffins… what am I going to do?” asked the clumsy Derpy (nose stuffy like everyone else so far) as she looked about her surroundings. “Oh! Hey there Anon! How’re you doing?” she asked, seemingly oblivious to her current… state. Anon, hoping he wasn’t making a mistake, chose to speak up, asking the kind pegasus if she was okay, and if she needed help.
 
“Awww, thanks, but I can get out of this. Been having a weird day as is, first having trouble getting the mail delivered, fighting some kind of sickness and now this! Crazy huh?” replied Derpy as she wriggled and squirmed, trying to get herself loose. As much as he wanted to help her, despite her insistence otherwise, Anon knew he needed to fix this before more chaos and carnage (sexy SEXY chaos and carnage) ensued. He reiterated his concern for the poor pony, but respected her wishes and continued on. Hopefully Zecora would have an answer… at least he certainly HOPED.
 
To this the cheerful Derpy wished Anon a good night and continued trying to extract herself from between the two structures.  
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Like before, getting close to a possible end for this chain of events. Decided to bring in good ol’ Derpy Hooves. Tried to make this entry’s story portion a bit on the wholesome side, as Bubble Butt isn’t trying to ‘jump Anon’s bones’.
 
Might do another ‘alternate path’ down the line, (I’ve left out a few BIG names I know) but right now this might be it for the near future.
 
Hope you enjoy.