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nsfw/GRIMDARKPeople often wondered how Fluttershy, who literally just babysat animals for a living, was able to maintain herself. What she seldom mentions, and never to her friends, is that she borrowed money from the local “waste management business.” And when she realized petsitting doesn’t pay the mortgage, she kept borrowing. Turns out garbagemen aren’t the most patient lot, however, and when she defaulted on her fourth payment they decided to check up on her to see what was going on.
“Sorry, ma’am, Miss Fluttershy won’t be pet-sittin’ today,” the lead garbageman said with a polite smile. “She’s refinancing her mortgage with my associates and she’s gonna be tied up all weekend.”
“MMMMMMHHHHHHH!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” A sound of porcelain shattering emerged from the back room, following by a series of low thuds. Rhythmic, wet pounding seemed to follow, interspersed by low moans.
“We’re pretty rough negotiators.“
“Sorry, ma’am, Miss Fluttershy won’t be pet-sittin’ today,” the lead garbageman said with a polite smile. “She’s refinancing her mortgage with my associates and she’s gonna be tied up all weekend.”
“MMMMMMHHHHHHH!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” A sound of porcelain shattering emerged from the back room, following by a series of low thuds. Rhythmic, wet pounding seemed to follow, interspersed by low moans.
“We’re pretty rough negotiators.“
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