Cosmos: of course Discord was the father, I would not kiss with my lips to anyone but him.
Princess Eris: How ridiculous, he could not be since the rule number 1 of my casino is not to enter that pathetic noodle besides, I have excellent guards.
Cosmos: So excellent that they let Eris and me in.
Eris: Wait, what Discord are we talking about?
Princess Eris: Of my idiot cousin, silly.
Eris: I have a cousin named Discord too …
Princess Eris: Don’t tell me that’s my male version in your world …
Eris: Okay … and Cosmos, how are you sure it wasn’t Cephelus?
Cosmos: I would never sleep with someone who thinks that cats are better than dogs.
Princess Eris: do you know that Discord dated a cat before you, my dear?
Cosmos: … I’ll talk to Discord later …
Princess Eris: OK! Let’s stop thinking it was one of our male versions, since it’s really too strange for us 3, maybe Tirek is the real father.
Eris: No … I could not have had a relationship with that ugly red centaur … I would have killed him.
Princess Eris: You say it because he reminds you of the centaur that I take away your magic.
Eris: And what do you say we haven’t dated Pony of Shadows? You know, the one who took your magic.
Princess Eris: I threw Shadow into a deep hole! Not like you who needed the help of your little horse friends to beat up your treacherous friend! Also, Tirek is really hot with those muscles and power, he is one of my 2 favorites.
Cosmos: What is the other?
Princess Eris: King Storm.
Eris: Blue Tirek?
Princess Eris: Come on, both are different, one is a centaur and the other is a … I honestly don’t know what it is, but at least it’s hotter than your yellow pony.
Cosmos: DO YOU HAVE AMORIES WITH A YELLOW PONY INSTEAD OF MY MALE VERSION ?!
Eris: No … he’s just a friend of mine … he’s cute and stuff but … he’s not my type.