Page 1660 - Dungeons & Ponies, Part 35  
5th Mar 2022, 6:00 AM in Intermission 15  
 
Author: GreatDinn  
 
Guest Author’s Note: “DMs are privy to all of the potential bad things that can happen as a result of a roll (because we invent most of them). This means that our attempts at ‘helpful’ notes can often be lacking. Of course being hunted by an angry dragon god seems like a fine situation to be in. The other alternative was being found by an angry dragon god.”  
 
Newbiespud’s Note: Not to steal the spotlight for a moment, but uh… did you know I’ve been working on a video game? A video game mod, to be specific? Well, I have, for the past year and a half, in fact! And it’s coming out soon! You can see the teaser trailer for it here!  
Notice: Arint’s Last Day, an expansion mod I’ve been making for the deckbuilding roguelike RPG Griftlands, is coming out soon! If you enjoy my writing, you might like it!  
Teaser Trailer  
Overview Trailer  

Applejack: Wouldn’t do what? What’s goin’ on now?  
Rarity: Oh, it’s simple really. We’re going to release Tiamat.  
Applejack: Relea- Are you outta yer mind!? That’s not a distraction, that’s a death wish!  
Rarity: Well, we could face down an ancient powerful spellcaster spoken of in prophecy, while absent two of our party members, mind, or we could open a single door.  
Pinkie Pie: When you put it that way, we’d be crazy not to!  
DM: I want it noted that I tried to get rid of Tiamat earlier. I am not responsible for anything that occurs as a result of this.  
Pinkie Pie: Aren’t DMs responsible for everything?  
DM: …roll to hide.  
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy: roll  
Tiamat: WRETCHED WHELPS! I WILL LOOK FOR YOU, I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL KILL YOU!  
DM: Which means she hasn’t spotted you!  
Applejack: Oh great! Ah’m so relieved she’s only huntin’ us down!