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The Charmings enter a tavern to find Captain Hook and get his help to get to the Evil Queen’s castle by sea.
 
Charming: Are you still sure about this, Snow? I mean, what if this Hook guy doesn’t want to help us?
 
Snow White: I know pirates are not the most trustworthy people, but if want to get passed the Evil Queen’s defenses, we need to get to her by ship. Defeating her is our only chance. Trust me, we’ll convince him to take us.
 
Charming: Do you know what he looks like?
 
Snow White: No, but we can ask around.
 
Charming looks around and spots Hook’s first mate Mr. Smee and asks.
 
Charming: You, pirate.
 
Mr. Smee: Huh?
 
Charming: Are you the captain of a ship called the “Jolly Roger?”
 
Mr. Smee: Well, how kind of you to ask. I always thought I exuded authority.
 
Captain Hook: He’s not the Captain.
 
Hook gets up from his chair and turns and faces the Charmings.
 
Captain Hook: I am.
 
Charming: You… look younger than I expected.
 
Captain Hook: I get that a lot. Allow me to introduce myself. Killian Jones, but everyone calls me Captain Hook. And you two must be the charmings.
 
Snow White: Listen, we need your help.
 
Charming: We need you to take us to the Evil Queen so we can save our daughter.
 
Snow White: We’re prepared to you pay for this journy.
 
Charming tosses a pouch with coin to hook and says.
 
Charming: This is just a taste. So what do you say? Silver, gold, jewels?
 
For a moment Hook doesn’t speak but then Hook does speak.
 
Captain Hook: You really think I’m the pirate who only cares about riches?
 
Hook starts to sing
 
Captain Hook: My dear Prince and Princess  
Your offer is meaningless  
Don’t give a damn ‘bout your rank  
The gold in your sack, well it isn’t worth jack  
I should make you fools go walk the plank  
Your riches would fill other pirates with glee  
But none of those pirates are me
 
Pirates: They’re not he
 
Captain Hook: So, singin’ yo ho, keep your jewels divine
 
**Pirates: Yo ho **
 
Captain Hook: And your manners refined  
’Cause even more precious than rum in a stein is  
Revenge, revenge, revenge, and it’s gonna be mine
 
Pirates: Revenge, revenge, revenge
 
Captain Hook: Is gonna be mine
 
Snow White: Revenge? On whom?
 
Captain Hook: Wait for the second verse, love.
 
Captain Hook: I’ve savaged and pillaged and pilfered each village  
My conquest I’m justly proud of
 
Pirates: He’s proud of
 
Captain Hook: Each town that I plunder, I leave torn asunder  
A pirate’s life is one to love
 
Pirates: One to love
 
Captain Hook: And yet my heart’s hardened as hard as a rock  
Won’t rest ‘til I skin me a croc
 
Pirates: Gonna skin him a croc
 
*Captain Hook: Singin’ yo ho! You can beg, plead, and whine  
But yo ho – you’ll are wasting your time  
That croc got my hand – wanna tear out his spine  
Revenge, revenge, revenge is gonna be mine *
 
Pirates and Captain Hook: Revenge, revenge, revenge
 
Captain Hook: Is gonna be mine
 
Snow White: So you want revenge on the crocodile  
For taking your hand?
 
Captain Hook: I’m afraid he did more than that.
 
Captain Hook: **Once I sailed toward a horizon **
 
Pirates: Horizon
 
Captain Hook: Where I might find happiness waiting  
Until that croc
 
Captain Hook and Pirates: Destroyed my life
 
Captain Hook: And filled me with hate unabating  
Some say
 
Captain Hook and Pirates: “Let it go”
 
Captain Hook: But I say
 
Captain Hook and Pirates: “Hell no!”
 
Captain Hook: I’m finally on the right path!!!  
Soon the dark one will feel
 
**Pirates: He will feel **
 
Captain Hook: The fire of this pirate’s wrath
 
Pirates: Feel the fire of his  
Feel the fire of his
 
Snow White: Wait, did you say the dark one?
 
Charming: I think I know why you haven’t been able to find him  
We have him in our dungeon.
 
Captain Hook: Bloody hell.
 
Snow White: Captain, give us safe passage to the Queen’s castle and you’ve got yourself a crocodile.
 
Captain Hook: Aye, love, you got a deal  
Have one last drink, mates  
Then we’ve got a date with destiny!
 
**Captain Hook: Singin **
 
Captain Hook and Pirates: Yo ho
 
Captain Hook: I’ll slaughter this swine
 
Captain Hook and Pirates: Yo ho – must be fate’s design
 
Captain Hook: At last, our tales will again intertwine  
Revenge, revenge, revenge is gonna be mine
 
Pirates: Revenge, revenge, revenge
 
Captain Hook: Oh, it’s gonna be  
Oh, it’s gonna be
 
Pirates: Revenge, revenge, revenge  
It’s gonna be
 
Captain Hook: Oh it’s gonna be  
Oh, it’s gonna be
 
Pirates: Revenge, revenge, revenge
 
Captain Hook: Oh, it’s gonna be mine!
 
Hook and the Pirates finish singing and everyone leaves the tavern.
 
 
I felt I had to make this crossover because I love Once Upon a Time and My Little Pony. Yes I used Shining Armor and Princess Cadance for the Charmings and that I used the tf2 mercs for Hook and his crew.
 
 
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic ©Hasbro Studios
 
Once Upon a Time and the song Revenge is gonna be mine ©Disney
 
Team Fortress 2 ©Valve
 
Maps and Models used:  
Tomasz Hajto’s SKYRIM Tavern! Feel like dragonborn  
The Freakin’ Scout’s A Spy!‘s Sniper’s Improved Bodygroups  
Yakuza Merkitzi’s TF2 Hex: Rum Runner’s Raiments  
TooL’s Pirate Hook  
БорисКупиМомчик’s TF2 Cosmetics and Weapons Spawnlist  
Moon. Battlefield 1 models: DLC Melee weapons  
Captainshaun Pirate Ship Wars 2 Content  
MistPony’s Shining Armor & Princess Cadance  
Moon. Demon’s Souls Models: Weapons and Shields PROPs  
Rebbacus’s Maskless Spy Model  
PreciousSkipy’s TF2 Hex: The Petty Tyrant  
Saltinnee’s Sea of Thieves Props Pack
 
Song link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=digHrr…