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Page 1646 - Dungeons & Ponies, Part 21
1st Feb 2022, 6:00 AM in Intermission 15
Author: GreatDinn
Guest Author’s Note: “It honestly says a lot about this show that they did their best to put a dragon in a dungeon in the very first episode.”
Twilight Sparkle: roll
DM: Yup, your arrows are very distracting.
Twilight Sparkle: Is everyone out of the room?
DM: Everyone but you. Speaking of…
roll
DM: Well, at least the bad luck is localized to summoning Tiamat.
Twilight Sparkle: Let’s not test it any further, then!
Applejack: Yer map seems to end at this next room, Spike. That drawin’ in the center of it anythin’ we can use?
DM: That’s the castle’s oubliette.
Applejack: Great! The hay’s an oubliette?
Twilight Sparkle: It’s a secret dungeon with access only through a trapdoor in its ceiling.
Applejack: Well then, let’s git it open!
Rainbow Dash: Why’d you have that memorized, Twilight?
DM: With your combined efforts, it’s quite easy to open the trapdoor. You can hear Tiamat slowly approaching from the hall behind you.
Rainbow Dash: Okay, so we opened a giant hole. How exactly are we gonna get her to fall in, ask nicely?
Pinkie Pie: Don’t be ridiculous, Dashie! Fluttershy showed us peace was never an option.