Y’know what sucks? Alice from the Resident Evil movies, she’s just a goddamn mary sue that pretty much all your favorite characters look like fucking idiots in comparrison. It’s like she can just get away with anything and she’s always coming out on top, and good lord is the sexual appeal played up to such rediculous degrees. All around Alice is just a shitty character to is absolute poison to the narrative, everytime she appears you just hate the story more and more. But hey at least she isn’t in the games right? Oh man if she was actually a canon character, or if there was a character that was just like Alice in so many ways, thereby ensuring you can never truly enjoy any of the stories or take them seriously on any level. Man good thing there isn’t such a character as blatantly a mary sue as Alice-OH WAIT.