Hope you like playing Borderlands then, because that shit’s way better with other ponies.wi
 
Especially 3. Also, you can’t use Tediore weapons, they nerfed the reason you’d use them in the first place so they’re borked as shit. If you wanna Tediore yeet spam, then we play 2 or the Pre-Sequel. If you care about story then we’re playing in chronological event order: 1>Pre-Sequel>2>Tales if you count that>2’s Fight For Sanctuary DLC>3 BUT we’re skipping the Ava cutscenes because she’s a a sniveling whiny little cuntmuffin that doesn’t deserve to be a Siren and also I’m playing the following character in each:  
1: Mordecai  
Pre-Sequel: Nisha  
2: Salvador  
3: Zane

You can’t keep playing with my heart like this.

Nobody else was. [nerf gun cocking noises]