“After years of searching for a cutie mark which had extended to early marehood, Apple Bloom has found a cutie mark! It turns out her cherished little phrase, ‘I wanna be a big pony now’ was the key to the solution. Years of utterances did not yield results, but with a slight change in interpretation, she finally understood: Apple Bloom is Breast pony. Indeed, she desired and was meant to be largest-breasted pony in the whole wide universe. She brewed a potion and enhanced her breasts to a massive portion and then some. Even by massive terms, Apple Bloom was massive. It was zenith. Then she got her cutie mark.”