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Original Description:
HOMYGOSH JUST ONE MORE KID AND THEN I CAN START PUMPING OUT PLOT JSIUWNDKAJSND
I swear I never wanna look at another pinkie spawn again and I’m NEVER giving any character 13 kids again
All my eyes see are pink ponk crotch goblins and it hurts-
Added Notes
Gordita (Lil Cheese)
Son of Cheese Sandwich/Discord/Pinkie
10 years old
Very meticulous, certain things need to be done a specific way or else his family’ll never hear the end of it
Incredibly close with his twin sister
Very passionate about art, being able to control a fictional world through paint and canvas helps calm him down
Tends to be pretty quiet around almost everyone besides his twin
Very short compared to many of his siblings
Despite his shortness he can be aggressive when provoked (you mess with his sister or you mess with his neatly organized colored pencils ((fucking get your own, Sharron))
String Cheese
Daughter of Cheese/Pinkie/Discord
10 years old
Literally the sweetest soul you’ll ever meet
Loves playing sports/being athletic
Will always tease his twin about his height, Lil Cheese is very smol despite being the “big brother” (by 2 whole minutes)
Has at least 300 stuffed animals on her bed at all times
A hoarder (she can’t be convinced to get rid of anything)
Finds her name ironic because shes actually lactose intolerant
Lives off of chicken nuggies, sugary cereal (with almond milk) and mac’n’vegan cheese
Notice my notes getting shorter with each post?? Haha, no you don’t <3