Original Description:
“But… you’re Pinkie Pie. You’re supposed to be all ‘Oh, I’m so excited I bought the rock pouch! And I know I say excited a lot when I’m actually just kind of excited, but this time I’m really excited about how excited I am about being this excited over the rock pouch!’”
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POP!
clatter
“…Ummm, Pinkie Pie? A little… help here? I could use the help of one experienced at pulling oneself together. Literally.”