Casey: carrying her If you puke on me, I swear to goddess..
Maggie: I’m ssory Case.. I dunno wat happen…
Casey: You got shit-faced drunk and puked on the floor, and I had to clean it up.
Maggie: … Remember when we used to be best fwends…?
Casey: Maggie, we’re still friends, okay.?
Maggie: Remember when I used to get into trouble with the teachers at college, and you covered for me..?
Casey: Yes… You always showed up late to class cuz you either slept through your alarm or were comin’ from some dude or chick’s dorm room…
Maggie: I coulda used halp this tiiime… But I dunno how…
Casey: grumbles Coulda told you not to go through with it…
Maggie: HURP Go through with whaaa…?
Casey: What got you into this mess in the first place! Remember!? That little escapade behind the jewelry store?!
Maggie: Why you so- BURP! mad at me, Case…?
Casey: You’re such a fucking trainwreck! What happened to you? You used to be smart! You used to be a cool mare!
Maggie: …… sniffles
Casey: And then you pull this crap?! And look what happened! I thought you were smarter than this-
Maggie: sniffles and hiccups
Casey: But I guess I’m the only one who grew up, while you stayed the same party girl you were back in college!
Maggie: AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! sobs
Casey: …………. Ugh….