Offscene person: “Uhh… Why the hell did I just wake up tied to a chair, doused in Mountain Dew and dusted with… is that… Nacho Cheese Dorito dust? The actual ma- why are you carrying that filly?”
 
Faggot: “Quick question. Why didn’t anybody tell me we had Mountain Dew and Doritos?”
 
Fgt holding fgt: “You drank my last beer. That was my ‘2020 is almost goddamned over’ beer.”
 
OSP: “Yeah, sucks to suck. So what are y- “  
FHF: “At the end of this monologue, I’m going to shake this filly, toss her at your face, and lock you both in this room.”  
FGT: “Skip to the good part!”  
OSP: “Wha… um, what’s going to happen t- “  
FHF: “Iunno. Maybe she’ll explode like an angry hornet’s nest, kicking you in the face until she gets bored with her rampage.”  
OSP: “I mean, you’re the one who shoo- “  
FHF: “Maybe she’ll lick all of the Dewtiros crust off of you. Slowly. While moaning.”  
FGT: “Not gonna lie, that’s definitely possible.”  
FHF: “Maybe I’ll unlock the door and find two fillies in here, one Dewrito-encrusted.”  
OSP: “Dear horse god, please no.”  
FHF: *begins shaking filly*  
FGT: “WA- DA- FU- DU- I THO- YO- WE- KI-DDING!”  
FHF: “Enjoy the last week of 2020!”

@Anonymous #CB0C  
“Hold faggot gentle like hamburger”

@ArchiveAnon  
mlp ponies ARE that size. Ain’t called little for nothing.

I always loved the idea of lil cat sized ponies. Just chillin’ around the house doing pony things and snuggling up with you and stuff. Genetic engineering needs to advance like 200 years in a day dammit.

That is the cutest shit I have seen all month.
 
@Havoc  
It’s like cats. When you’re this cute, nobody cares if you bite them.

“Careful, she bites.”