“Of all ponies to get the leading role, why her? Our spring musical deserves better!”
 
“I know right? Do we really want HER to be the face of the theater department we work so hard in? It’s basically encouraging terrible health habits!”
 
“She can’t even dance with all that weight she’s carrying around! I swear, the director’s standards get lower every year.”
 
“You’d think she’d take a hint and start eating better. Or choose another hobby more…suited for her.”
 
“But nope. It’s like she doesn’t even hear us. She just keeps going anyway.”