this ship hit me like a brick through a window. two fuckboys but they are gay for each other. its unoriginal but its genius and i have to make them a child now

And i ASSURE you them meeting went something like this
“I hear your name is Dumbell…and I can see why.”
“I hear your name is Feather Bangs and honestly now I want to.”
“😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳”

i dont have much to say about these two rn i think? Dumbell has always been confidently bi, and also confidently an asshole so when he saw the beloved Featherbangs raving on and on about women and how much he was covered in them, he wasn’t surprised when his gaydar detected the earth pony sneaking peeks at him across the gym where he always pretended to exercise.

It didn’t take long to dismantle the fact that Feathers wasn’t really into women but he felt like he would be letting all the ladies down if he didn’t play into the fuckboy stereotype that he looked like. Dumbell tells him he’s disappointed that Feather has spent so much of his life thinking that way, the idea that he had to pander to a certain demographic bc that’s what was expected of him. Feather Face wasn’t ready to be served a slice of reality and ditched him for a couple weeks to sort himself out before coming back, secretly, and…totally head over heels for Dumbell. Dumbell wasn’t surprised, after all he is a big hot hunk of a horse.

Art (c) mylittlegami