Page 1457 - The Worst Guard Ever
17th Nov 2020, 6:00 AM in A Canterlot Wedding, Part 2

Zephyr Breeze probably isn’t going to be Fluttershy’s brother in the Friendship is Dragons continuity. Which means if he ever comes back, he’s gonna be that royal guard who flunked out and remembers crushing on Rainbow. So… kind of the same, actually.

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DM: Meanwhile, the guard – who has introduced himself as Zephyr Breeze – is lost in his own monologue.
Zephyr Breeze: I told the sarge that gold kind of clashes with my aura, but apparently they aren’t big on *input*. Still, guarding is totally my calling. Like, I walk into a room in the castle and it’s like, yeah, I’m in there.
Rainbow Dash: Faaaaaascinating. Hey, why don’t you show me some of the castle grounds’ famous bushes? I hear they’re big enough to hide a body for a few hours.
Zephyr Breeze: This armor’s a little big on me now, but the barracks have this totally sweet gym…
Rainbow Dash: Rarityyy, this guy is distracting himself just fine! Are you done?
Rarity: Just leave him, then! He’ll get fired once his superiors see the hole in the wall.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I’ll do that. Probably doing the Guards a favor.
DM: Probably.
Rainbow Dash: For the record, I am never ever doing that again.
Rarity: Then I’ll be sure to always cherish this memory.