Ocellus: Smolder, where were you?
Gallus: Yeah, you always get to the Keurin (parody name for “Keurig”) in the student lounge before I do, so I just assumed you got stuck in the toilet again.
Smolder: *extremely angry* …
Sandbar: Guys, I think something bad happened to Smolder. She’s usually quiet about these things.
Yona: Should Yona get professor Maud’s lava suits for friends?
Sandbar: Smolder? Do you want to talk about it?
Smolder: *holds up broken phone* This fell on my horns when I woke up this morning.
Sandbar: Youch. That looks expensive.
Smolder: It is.
Ocellus: You wanna hug it out?
Smolder: *nods yes*
Silverstream: Sorry I’m late, guys! I got stuck in the toilet again– what happened to your phone, Smolder?
Smolder: *prepares to breathe fire onto Silverstream*
Sandbar: Smolder, stop!! *tackles Smolder*
Smolder: GET OFF OF ME!!!
Sandbar: I don’t want you to roast Silverstream the same you roasted Gallus!!
Smolder: You know what?! *tosses Sandbar aside* I’m going back to bed. This is the worst day ever. *walks off*
Sandbar/Ocellus/Gallus/Yona/Silverstream: …
Ocellus: Should I check on her?
Gallus: You probably should, but you might want professor Maud’s lava outfit.
Ocellus: I’m good.
Gallus: It’s your funeral.
Sandbar: *hits Gallus*
Gallus: What?
Me: I just unexpectedly connected this description story to this image:
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