“Hey!!” One of the cops holding the battering ram turns to yell at me. “Lady! You can’t walk here! Get back to your vehicle.”

I shake a fist, “Who you calling a lady, you lady!”

The cop tells the other officers to hold on a second, then turns to face me. “Look, woman, this is a crime scene, if you don’t leave, I’ll have you arrested for interfering with—”

>>>BOOM<<<

Every window in the store explodes in a giant red flash, and the cop and I fall to the ground to avoid the flying shards. “Aaaaaahhhh!!!” I scream, noting how I really do sound like a girl. “I’m leaving, I’m leaving!! Bye!!”