(Today is Garfield’s birthday, so this picture seems relevant)
 

 
Flash: “Tearing up my clothes, as usual.”
 
Capper: “I gotta have a good suit and some sardine lasaga. Now it’s time to kick Party off the table.”
 
Flash: “Don’t do it, Capper, that’s our pet dog, Party Favor.”
 
Party Favor: borf
 
Capper: “You’re going up the stratosphere, you pathetic horse.”
 
Flash: “CAAAAAAAAPPEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR, you stupid cat!!! Now, where did all the jackets and jeans go?!”
 
Capper: “I made them into some fine tuxedos and sold them all to Fancy Pants™. At least we earned $9001 from some blokes purchasing your finest clothes.”
 
Flash Arbuckle: “YOU’RE SUCH A BAD KITTY MY LIFE IS IN THE FARM, THERE IS NO CELESTIA CAT™ IS FAT™”
 
>>1758965 (Party Favor as Odie, because of hengstwolf jokes)  
>>1758980 (Capper as Garfield)  
(Flash Sentry as Jon Arbuckle, because he was the fandom’s butt monkey during the early days of EqG for being a waifu thief, like poor Jon in the Garfield comics)