I’ve cooked up a solution with the knowledge I’ve accrued  
They say a kitchen time saves nine  
But I’m just saving two  
I’ve gathered the ingrediants to make a time sorbet  
There’s hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away!  
Watch as I work my gypsy magic!  
Eye of the newt and cinnamon!  
Watch as the matter turns to batter!  
Open the portal, jump in!  
Crude stew  
Do you fear it, AppleBloom?  
Sometimes life is not a cakewalk served upon a silver spoon  
Toss a fig  
And save the date and  
Bread and butter  
Chant and mutter  
Marination, incantation,  
Chocolate icing, timeline splicing,  
Yeast is rising, rectifying  
Pinkie if you’re hearing this it means we’re dead and gone  
Please don’t bake a portal…