(I’m uploading the first half of these for early releasing purposes)
 
Technically speaking, cowgirls (the Texas ones, not the ones with cow-printed patterns) are pretty for their looks. They always wear big round hats on their heads, and speak in a southern accent to dignify themselves. They’re different people, altogether.
 
Applejack is the epitome of busty cowgirls, and she doesn’t mind hanging with others from the north. While her natural grown apples make people think they’re fake, they’re dead wrong. They look too real to be fake. Plus, if they WERE fake, they’d be more round and ball-shaped. NOPE! They’re real, and there’s 100% proof that they are. She’s always honest about how they got so big, and her back is super strong to carry them both without any problems. Why don’t you giddy up with her, and take her along with you so that you can get to know her. Right, ‘sugarcube’?
 
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