I found the glorious pony maker made by generalzoi and have gone on a mad pony spree with it, turning characters into ponies.

Attend the tale of Pony Todd…. his pelt was pale and his eye was hard.

Watched Sweeny Todd (the Johnny Depp version). Watched some ponies. This happened….

There was a pony and his wife…. and she was beautiful. A foolish pony and his wife, she was his reason and his life, and she was beautiful. And she was virtuous, and he was…. neigh-ive. There was somepony else who saw that she was beautiful; a pious pony of the law, who with a motion of his hoof, removed the barber from his plate. And she would fall, so young, so soft, so frail and oh so beautiful.
“And the filly, sir? Did she succumb?”
Oh that was many years ago…. I doubt if anypony would know.