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As absurd a concept as she is, as much as her existence as a character is an ironic, genre-poking joke in a way… this right here, in so many words, is what makes Cozy Glow sinister to me. She basically knows she’s in a cutesy fantasy world and that everyone else in it has more heart than sense. So she knows exactly how to hack the system.

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Cozy Glow: YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!
DM: Cozy Glow has finally come up from the catacombs, and she’s still kind of… sizzling.
Gallus (RD): PFFF-haha! That laugh was in-character, by the way.
Cozy Glow: Everypony has their powers back! They’ll be able to scry or teleport or fly here and find out what happened before I can rebuild my empire!
Smolder (RT): <sigh> Who hurt you, Cozy Glow? What in the world made you this way?
Cozy Glow: Really?? You’re gonna psychoanalyze ME? It’s very simple! Have you SEEN Equestria! There’s so much POWER waiting to be used! Yet every creature is too nice and gullible to be trusted with it! I nearly brought the world to its knees just by making all these ponies my friends. This place is begging to be taken over. One of these days, someone is bound to succeed. Why not me?