Fauna: You knew about this all along, didn’t you.
 
Zecora: I had a friend back home who was a giraffe. When you thought they can’t talk, it just made me laugh.
 
Fauna: Well, don’t you think there are ways you can solve problems and tell people things WITHOUT making them drink mysterious potions?
 
Zecora: I am a chemist, not a therapist.
 

 
Alright punks, listen up. It’s me, totally B.J. Dazzle and not just some rabbit pretending to be them, here to bring you the next part of the Season 9 whatever. This week’s comic is based on She Talks to Angel, aka: “Angel Bunny Finally Tells Us What’s REALLY on His Mind: the Episode”. This is easily one of the best episodes of the season. After all, it stars m-… I mean, Angel, playin’ the role of temporary pony as we really get a closer look at him as a character and really learn more about the mysterious bunny we’ve come to love and praise over the years! …And that whole “body swap potion” thing is kinda neat, I guess. I could say more about the episode, but writin’ this description is pretty borin’, so I’m just gonna get a move on.
 
Lessee… looks like this comic is about that one giraffe that lives in the Sanctuary? Pfft, I dunno WHAT I was thinkin’, clearly this comic should have been about the livin’ miracle that is Angel Bunny! …Well, since we’re here… I know I ain’t the only one that’s brought that giraffe’s existence and status in the world into question; practically every other creature with hooves in this nonsensical world is able to talk and hold a job and stuff, so I dunno why the giraffe gets a pass. Ah well, she’s been here for a while now, and I’m just some stupid loser on the internet that gets really passionate about a children’s cartoon for some reason, so what do I know.
 
So… now I guess I gotta end with some sorta inspirational tagline or somethin’? Lessee… uh, stay in school, don’t do drugs. Yeah, sure. See ya next episode, I guess. Maybe. We’ll see.