Dusty: Some boys will bring you flowers,
some will even serenade;
Haley: But you and me will while away the hours
Just a-dishin’ and a-throwin’ shade~
Both: Forever side by side
Through snark and snide;
I’m stuck to you like glue,
Dusty: So, honey, who needs
Who needs a boy when I got you?
Both: And I never expect you to hold me tight
And lock me in your loving gaze~
But I know I’ll have a shoulder to cry on;
Dusty: That is, if I were inclined to such pathetic displays~
Both: Guys may come and guys may go
And we’ll size ‘em up in half a glance~
Winter Peach: Say, Feather, these two got some chemistry!
Feather Bangs: Nope, she’ll never get into his pants; Sorry.
Both: Maybe someday, we’ll find true love
And drift apart like friends will do~
Dusty: But ’till then,
Haley: Who needs a boy?
Dusty: Some moron that soon will annoy!
I ask ya,
Both: Who needs a boy, when I got you?
“(“Who Needs a Boy? from Big Mouth) |
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The inspiration for this character was listening to this song. I wanted to use this kind of friendship in my universe, so after some thought, I figured Halehaven would be the perfect candidate to have a gay best friend. She wants a relationship, but she has no luck with keeping one.. and when they do like her, she gets so flustered she doesn’t know how to handle it. |
So she rather spends her days with a stallion she wont have to worry about being flustered around. She can just be herself, and he can be himself with her. |
I honestly just love the song and really wanted to use it as inspiration lol |