Pinkie was handed over several documents and paperwork to be filled and completed, to be able to lift the charges off Applejack. Fortunately, Sunset Shimmer arrived too to the pier, alongside Sci-Twi and both of them were now talking to the cops, convincing them not to take Pinkie and Applejack to the police station for further interrogation. Pinkie sat at the edge of the pier, her tailfin hanging and her flukes moving in the wind. She looked back towards the cops, and gave an annoyed glance at Scootaloo for starting this mayhem and taking personal note of NOT selling her the scooter anymore. Pinkie was also thinking about which color would those policewomen’s mermaid tails would be, if she had not Pinkie-promised not to touch anyone else, when Applejack came to the pier, pulling the scooter.  
AJ: sheesh, this is more difficult than Ah thought. It is not that the scooter is heavy, the water drags it a tad too much. And the fact that now Ah have permanent sea-legs is NOT helping at all. I need to lean with mah tail on the sand and give a small kick. Thank goodness this pier is close. * she exhales and turns around to face her annoyed cousin *  
Pinkie: * murmuring * The nerve… this is getting more complicated by the minute…We didn’t have those problems back in the US… We blew up a school, a forest and a ship and nobody bats an eye… I wonder if Sunset will tell them about magic and stuff, only two things could happen: they think we all are crazy and leave us, or they think we all are crazy and lock us up in a nut house.  
AJ: Pinkie! Wassup!  
Pinkie: Oh, dear cousin! I am so glad. I see you are donning the mermaid look extremely well. It fits you so naturally. Too bad your clothing dissolved too.  
AJ: looks at her bosom, now her shirt completely gone, revealing her fitting set of seashells Ah, corn-sarnit.  
Pinkie: Hehehehe. Now we share the attire. It is not bad, nothing to be ashamed of. You own the mermaid look, anybody would say you are best mermaid. She winks  
AJ: Thanks Pinks, makes me feel less uncomfortable about not wearing nothing at all. I hope they don’t press charges for partial nudity.  
Pinkie: Shhhh. It is enough as it is with this silly paperwork they made me fill up and sign. Anyway… What are we gonna do? * looks at Twilight and Fluttershy, bobbing up and down, still talking, in the distance. They periodically had to submerge and or pour some water to wet they earfins-gills in the case of Fluttershy or her neck-gills in the case of Twilight. *  
AJ: I think we are they only ones that kept their lungs more or less intact. inhales and exhales Oh, yeah! lowers her voice a bit Ah am surely glad we are not absolutely fish. We can still do things on land… Eh, sheesh, I have an idea. We can don some clothing and help our Twilight and Sunset find a way to solve this fishy situation. We can even use your scooter Pinkie coughs once Ah have repaired it, of course cousin. Pinkie squees  
Pinkie: I absolutely agree! turns around Hey! It looks like the cops are about to leave. One of them is waiting in the car already. I will only finish this signature… voilá. This is ready. I will wait until she comes pick this paperwork up.  
AJ: Talking about putting something up… I wonder if we can still pony-up in this form. I can’t wait to see if by using all our geodes we can bring in the “Light-show” and reverse this curse. It worked against the Dazzlings, against Gloriosa and even against Sunset’s Demonic form Sunset Shimmer suddenly sees AJ and grabs the bridge of her nose in her hand, visibly annoyed and sad, AJ continues without noticing it  
Pinkie: Yeah, it is as if the geodes are some sort of Amulets of Concentrated Awesomeness, used to take down the Monster of the Week, which, for some reason all of them suffer Villainous Decay and a case of grabbing the Villain Ball, which suddenly turns them all Genre Blind. Meanwhile, some of us suffer from Flanderization, take Rarity, she becomes more and more of a drama queen. What worries me now is that we have a Friend in Need on the lose, and we will have to find her before she Crosses the Despair Moral Event Horizon, and she becomes a Villainy-free villain, or Lawfully evil. Also, Rainbow Dash is good at singing and she might as well come up with a Villain Song, just as she vows to become a Well-intentioned-Extremist or worse.  
AJ: Cousin Pinkie, Ah swear it is the last time I let you roam through that page. It is Ruining Your Life.  
Now, let us see how we can repair this… I have an idea… but gonna need our Twilight robotic genius down here