Sven J. Nærume is a Lockheed ES-3A Shadow who has had a good, long career with the Equestrian Royal Navy (ERN) and now he’s retired, grumpy, and too old for this s(yay)t. His rather vibrant leading and trailing edges, along with wing tips, and other surfaces are a remnant from his last few years in service as an advanced avionics trainer before finally being given the boot.
 
By the way, if you want to make any of my plones not look like utter s(yay)t, feel free to do so. Just link to the originals or leave a comment if you do. Please.