>“ADVERSE WEATHER CONDITIONS?! THAT’S the reason you did a precautionary landing?!?!”
 
Microbursts are downright dangerous, you could have been really hurt, sweetie! Besides, ground control said to….
 
>“You made me fuel jettison in front of the ENTIRE AIRBASE! I had JP-8 leaking down my legs in front of the whole squadron when I taxied into the hangar!”
 
But there was no other way to get your landing weight back down! Besides, do you want to burst into flame if we were forced to do a crash landing?
 
>“THAT HANGAR SLUT F-22 WOULDN’T STOP SAYING I JP-PEED MYSELF!”
 
Blitz, c’mon. Emergency landings happen. A few days from now everyone’s going to forget the whole thing.
 
>“The next time we fly I swear I’m going to G-LOC your rookie ass…..”