Who he be??: Born Spring Breeze, changed his name to Tempus Fidgets later.
 
Tribes: ascend: Earth Pony
 
Glasses!: Can’t see shit, captain
 
Buttstamp: Single gear from a drive train of a watch, simplified for drawing purposes because fuck.
 
But what does it all mean?: Deep and meaningful something something about working in tandem with others to succeed as a group
 
Dick or tits?: A dick, but he is a gelding, so no balls. He has a prince albert piercing on his dick.
 
Fetlock central?!: Wild and free shag carpeting, baby.
 
Horse pony?: Pony horse
 
Trots around most often in?: Ponyville
 
Any sauciness with the celebs?: He’s been welcomed to P-ville by Pinkie, like everyone else, but other than that he does not know them personally.
 
Who gives this pony the D?: Anyone he chooses, but he is mostly a wallflower that doesn’t choose anyone.
 
Yeah but where does he get his money?: Watch repair, mostly.
 
Accessories: Hairband and tail wrap and glasses + any attachable tools used for watch repair, like an eye loupe.
 
Scrappiness: Tempus knows how to take care of himself in a fight, but not so much others.