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We’re coming into the home stretch of the Bridle Gossip arc, which is good. I’ve discovered there’s only so much of the same freaking alignment argument I can stand to simulate in writing…

Twilight Sparkle: Give it up, Zecora. We know you led us through Poison Joke on purpose.
DM: <roll>
Zecora: Are you serious? Is that an excuse? For subjecting my home and wares to abuse?
DM: <roll>
Rarity: You cursed us and then laid traps for us! How were we supposed to react?!
Zecora: I promise you, my intentions were pure. I was researching a Poison Joke cure!
DM: <roll>
Applejack: Oh, really? How does cursin’ us possibly help you with–
DM: <roll> <roll>
Applejack: Uh… What are ya rollin’ for?
DM: Oh, sorry. I’m just resolving all the traps Dash set off. Carry on.