“My name is Twin-tails,  
And I am here to say,  
I’m gonna make you swell,  
and I will lighten up your day!
 
It doesn’t matter now,  
if you are sad or blue,  
‘cause puffing up my friends  
is just what Twinnie’s here to do!
 
‘Cause I love to make you swell, swell, swell,  
Yes I do!  
I’ll huff you up so big and so bouncy,  
Yes I will!  
’Cause all I really want is a big bright blush,  
from a lovely blimp like you~
 
I like to see you bounce,  
I love to hear you squeak!  
Your lovely rump so very puffed up,  
is always Twinnie’s dream!
 
But if you’re kind of worried  
You think you aren’t tied down  
I’ll get a string and squeeze you out,  
and show you off all a-round town!
 
‘Cause I love to make you squeak, squeak, squeak,  
Yes I do!  
So puffed up you’ll only wriggle about and creak~  
Just let me rub and hear you squeak, squeak, squeak,  
And let you know you’re my balloon~
 
It’s true, some days you’ll be less puffy,  
And maybe you’ll feel flat,  
but Twinnie will be there to help and puff-kiss you right back!  
There’s one thing that makes me happy,  
and makes my whole life worthwhile,  
And that’s when I nuzzle you muzzle  
and get you to swell!
 
I really am so happy,  
Snuggling you fills me with glee!  
I give a puff, I get a puff,  
That’s what I love to see!
 
’Cause I love to see you grow, grow, grow,  
Yes I do!  
Tell me what more can I say  
To let you know~  
It makes me happy when you grow, grow, grow,  
Yes it always makes my da-ay!
 
Come on Minty Candy, swell swell swell!  
I’ll give you a nuzzle and puff-kiss, puff-kiss!  
I’ll make sure you always swell swell swell!  
A blimp I love to call mi-ine!
 
Come on Minty Candy, swell swell swell!  
I’ll give you a nuzzle and puff-kiss, puff-kiss!  
I’ll make sure you always swell swell swell!  
A blimp I love to call mi-ine!
 
Swe-ell, swe-ell,  
swe-ell, swe-ell,  
Swell!  
Come on and swell!  
Come on and swell!”
 
“Mmph!”
 
And with one last big musical number with loads of bouncing up and down in the huge bouncy music hall, that big, pudgy parade balloon - having guzzled up plenty of that fun orange gas before starting the number - pulls the silly squeakily padded unicorn over to his squishy muzzle and squeezes down to ensure a good seal. He’s going to have the biggest, bounciest, most beautiful blushy baby blimp that he’s ever seen…
 
…at least once they both land, and all that gas can get squeezed straight out of his muzzle and into Minty, anyways~