(The sun rose on another Hearts and Hooves Day, and Topsy Turvy was flying to Ponyville with her stomach in knots. Today was the day she was finally going to tell Humor how she felt. Topsy arrives at Sugar Cube Corner and takes a deep breath before entering.)
 
Topsy: *sees a crowd of ponies all trying to talk to the cashier all at once, Topsy notices the cashier was Chimi that morning. Topsy sneaks around the crowd and up to Chimi* Hey, Chimi..
 
Chimi: Can’t talk now! Too busy! *ringing up receipts*
 
Topsy: Ok, but, where’s Mimi?
 
Chimi: In the back! **doesnt look at her and keeps working* *
 
(Topsy rushes to the back and sees Mimi packing gift boxes of baked goods)
 
Topsy: *sees Mimi and feels herself beginning to blush, but takes a deep breath and walks up to her* Mimi!
 
Mimi: *turns and smiles a bit* Princess.. What are you doing here so early? Your order isnt going to be ready for another few hours.
 
Topsy: Oh, thats ok. I’m here to see you actually!
 
Mimi: Me? But it’s Hearts and Hooves Day.. Dont you have somepony out there to spend it with?
 
Topsy: Uhh, no, actually I dont.
 
Mimi: Really? But you’re a Princess. I’m sure you have a lot of Suitors.
 
Topsy: Yes, well, ahem, none of them really interest me.
 
Mimi: I see… Well I need to get these to Chimi. *grabs the boxes and goes to leave the room*
 
Topsy: Mimi, wait!
 
Mimi: What?
 
Topsy: I… I need to say something. *blushes*
 
Mimi: … Ok.
 
Topsy: …. I LIKE YOU AND I WANT TO BE YOUR SPECIAL SOMEPONY FOR HEARTS AND HOOVES DAY!! *she accidentally yells a bit too loudly and all at once*
 
Mimi: *eyes widen a bit* You.. you like me?
 
Topsy: *sighs and smiles widely* I did it! I said it! So, um… how about it? **pins ears back nervously with a smile* *
 
Mimi: Topsy… I’m sorry, but I don’t see you that way.
 
Topsy: *feels her heart sink* W-what?
 
Mimi: I’m sorry if I gave you the wrong impression.. But I don’t “like you” like you like that. I hope we can still be friends?
 
Topsy: Uh.. uh.. Sure? *trying to hold back her tears and gets up to leave* I’m, um, sorry I interrupted. Happy Hearts and Hooves Day! **cries running out of Sugar Cube Corner* *
 
(Humor calls after Topsy, but Topsy just keeps on running until she finally stops in front of a small cafe and sits down pouting)
 
Topsy: *sniffles* What am I gonna do now? *sees ponies coming, panics and changes into a disguise and sneaks into the cafe, thinking to herself* Maybe I’ll just stay incognito for now…
 

 
Sorry TopsyXMimi shippers, I may have made it canon that Topsy liked Mimi, but that didnt mean I was gonna keep it that way!
 
(I mean come on, we already know Kerfuffle and Mini are gonna be a thing, cant have two DiscoPie offspring ships canon guys xD)
 
If you guys start asking for Chaos and Frost or Chimi I’m giving up lol (not really, just joking around lol)
 
But I have a plan for Topsy, so stay tuuuned!