Sniff my ass, Spike . . . Mmm-hmm, sniff it!  
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Keep sniffing it, don’t stop; I know that you  
love this, and you know that I love it too.  
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I’m so glad that you love butt sniffing as  
much as I do, Spike. This is my fantasy!  
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OK, grab my haunches, hold on tight, and  
keep sniffing while I trot about Ponyville.  
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All this trotting is making me  
sweat; my ass is especially wet!  
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You really love my sweat, huh?  
You’re sniffing so hard now.  
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Phew, I need to rest for a bit,  
Lie down on your back, Spike.  
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Now, let me get comfortable on  
my seat, get your face deep in  
my crack . . . Mmm, there you go!  
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Just keep sniffing my ass, Spike.