Planning a birthday party? Organizing a quinceañera? Hosting a family reunion? If you answered yes to any of those questions, then the party cannon is exactly what you need to kick things up a notch!
 
Featuring a rear-mounted axle for great stability and portability, an easy-to-light fuse, smooth bore design, and state-of-the-art confetti spraying technology, this cutting edge weapon is guaranteed to convert your boring old get-together into a blast-tastic festival of fun! Order yours today!
 
Whipped this out in about half an hour. I knew it was going to be simple, but it’s nice to vector something other than a pony every now and then.
 
Enjoy everypony, and may you all have a splendid day/night!
 
SVG available here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/0wsh4dimtbshdjh/Party%20Cannon.svg?dl=0