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Description

The Crossover in full comic form.
 
(A three way crossover with JAD, Galloping Steel, and Colt Quest.)
 
Starring: Treads (G.S.) Sundancer (JAD) and Jewel Family Guards (Colt Quest)
 
>You are Treads Softly  
>Filly  
>And most importantly  
>The BEST tank commander!  
“Rrrrrmmmmbbbmbmbmmmmll”
 
>And by your side was your BEST driver, Little Star!  
“We’ll show ‘em today, Little Star!”  
>His plush head droops slightly  
“I know I say that all the time, but we really will today! I have a secret weapon!”
 
>You present the most powerful round your behemoth could ever fire  
>It was FOUR PLY  
>The Guard will HAVE to take you seriously now!  
>Tanks ARE real!
 
>You traverse the yard in your unstoppable cardboard juggernaut
 
>You grind to a halt  
“Eeeeeeee!”
 
>Your screeching brakes catch the attention of a pegasus guard immediately  
>”Oh! Hello little filly! Quite the impressive armor you have today! Is that a new cannon?”
 
>You nod gleefully, ready to explain the robust composition of the new main cannon  
>You got it from a post office!  
“Sure is, Mister Sir! This one can fire a new round I made!”
 
>”Who’s this brat? Why is she boxed up like a present?”  
“BRAT!?”  
>”Oh, hey Siqueue! Did you want to see little Tread’s new heavy armor?”  
>”…Her what?”
 
>”Her heavy armor? She calls it a tank!”  
>”That’s completely rid-“
 
>Nopony calls you a BRAT!  
>You load the 4 ply payload into your main cannon  
“GUNNER, FIRE!”  
>Siqueue cocks his head to the side  
>”Huh?”
 
>The round flies out at an alarming speed  
Thunk!
 
>Siqueue remains nonplussed  
>…For all of two seconds  
>Mister Sir struggles to keep Siqueue from assaulting you  
>”I’LL REND THAT LITTLE TWERP!”  
>”EASY! IT WAS JUST A JOKE!”
 
>You ready another round for delivery when suddenly  
>”HEY!”
 
>You look in the distance.  
>There appears to be two heavily armored ponies walking towards the commotion  
>Not like it matters  
>Your armor was the HEAVIEST!  
>Nothing will beat your tank!  
>You squeeze Little Star totally not because they’re a bit scary.
 
>”Any particular reason you’re trying to assault a FILLY, Private Siqueue?”  
>”The little ankle biter was disrespecting a Guard, sir. Completely uncalled for.”  
>”And Siq’s salty he got rekt by a filly”  
“That’s right! I’ll take you on any day! Gunner, load 4 ply!”  
>Little Star droops in response
 
>Siqueue can only grumble as the blue unicorn approaches you
 
>”The name is Steel Charge.”  
>His voice takes on a kinder tone as he speaks to you  
>”So I heard you shot one of my ponies with something. I take it your ensemble is to blame?“
 
“It’s a tank! Its got heavy armor, and unmatched firepower! Kneel before the power of tanks!”
 
>”Unmatched firepower?”  
“That’s right!”
 
>At first, he’s somewhat confused  
>Then, a smile slides across his face and he chuckles  
>”Show me.”
 
>The shot rings out  
>A hefty roll of booty wipe rockets out of the barrel  
>And strikes Steel right in the face  
>Time seems to slow as the plushy round squishes his muzzle a bit
 
>He topples backwards  
>Steel’s armor clatters as he falls onto his back, and his two friends rush to his aid
 
>Siqueue sounds somewhat surprised  
>”Sir?”  
>Sir tacks on a much less caring, and more deadpan  
>”Staff Sergeant. Please. It’s just toilet paper.”
 
>You celebrate your victory in the duel  
“WOOO! YAY! Another victory for us!”  
>Little Star bounces and tumbles through the air
 
>Steel sits up and examines the spent round  
>”Huh. Four ply?”  
>He shakes his head and looks at you  
>Before putting his hoof to his head  
>”OH! OUCH! I’ve been bested! Farewell, cruel world!”
 
>He falls back down, defeated  
>His two friends on the other hoof…
 
>”I don’t get it?”  
>”It was JUST toilet paper!”
 
>HE MOCKS YOUR POWER?!  
>You’ll show them!  
“FIRE!”
 
>Another salvo of rounds find their marks, clunking off the helmets of the two remaining guards
 
>”Guys! Go down! Don’t make the filly sad!”  
>Sir just simply nods after the hit  
>And Siqueue looks awfully mad…  
>But he won’t for long  
>Tanks have never let you down!
 
>”Oh! Arhg! I! Can’t! Stand! Any more! UHRGH!”  
>Sir falls to the floor, tongue sticking out and legs pointed to the sky  
>He holds the pose before rolling to his side with a heavy ‘whump.’
 
>You look at Siqueue  
>He rolls his eyes and droops his head, just like Little Star  
>Before falling unceremoniously onto his belly  
>And quietly saying  
>”It appears I have been defeated. Noooo.”
 
“That’s right!”
 
>You look around, and note the final armored guard  
>Reinforcements?!
 
>You’ll show them!  
>You’re out of high ply rounds though…
 
>Little Star shifts on your head slightly  
>…  
>What’s that?  
>…  
>Brilliant!  
“Great idea Little Star! As the heaviest armor around, we can just ROLL over her! Let’s go!”
 
>You engage the engine and lock the turret  
“Grrrummbblrblrrrrr”  
>And you speed forward towards your target
 
>All shall fall before Treads and Little Star!  
>The best tank team in EQUESTRIA!
 
>She stands completely still  
>Appearing to be in her own little world  
>Soon she’ll be UNDER the world!  
>Because you’ll run her over  
>With a tank.  
>…  
>Yes.
 
>You speed up to her  
“Brace, Little Star!”  
Thump
 
>Your advance is halted!  
>The target appears to be heavier than she looks  
>You growl menacingly
 
>And she winces  
>Probably in pain!  
>You’ll get her yet
 
“Reverse, Little Star!”  
>If at first you don’t succeed..!
 
>You strike her again  
>And again!  
>Each time she winces and looks around, begging for help!
 
>Beads to sweat trail down her face, and she swallows hard  
>With a final push, you scrape her armor with the side of the box and put some distance between you two  
>Surely that will have done it!
 
>She stands still  
>Looking quite confused and flustered  
>Before clattering to her side, legs extended and erect.
 
>She pauses a moment when on the floor  
>Then she suddenly opens her mouth  
>”Oh no. I am hit.”
 
>Aweso-  
>”I am bleeding out. Oh no. Mother. Save me. I don’t want to die. It is over. Now I am dead. Bleh.”
 
>…
 
>You turn to speak to Little Star privately  
“Did- Did we go overboard?”
 
>You look around at the carnage around you  
>Four ponies lay on the floor  
>Rounds scattered about  
>And scuff on the fourth’s armor reveals your relentless brutality
 
>You hold up Little Star again.  
“Nopony will know we did these war crimes, oka-“
 
>”Not bad, little filly!”  
>Huh?  
>”You were really great at driving that thing!”  
>I WAS?!
 
>”Your armored construct there really showed us!”
 
>IT DID?!
 
>”Might be the best weapon I;ve ever seen, too!  
>IT IS!?  
>”Makes me want to get a… what was it, tank? Yeah! One of those!”
 
“EEEEEEEEE”
 
>You did it!  
>Now they HAVE to take you seriously!  
>Tanks exist!  
>For realzsies!
 
>You squeak in excitement and hug Little Star close.  
>It’s everything you ever wanted!  
>You got to shoot ponies AND run one over!  
>And now they love tanks too!
 
>You throw Little Star into the air and yell  
“WOO HOO!”
 
>He tumbles lazily  
>…  
“You said it Little Star!”
 
>Victory is yours!
 
Whump  
>”Annoying filly.”
 
>…  
>You’ll get him back so hard for this.  
>And you’ll use FIVE, no SIX ply next time!
 
Fin!~

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