*THE GOOD FIGHT: Down on the ground we have your typical stable dweller, trying to remove the raiders and Red Eyes and what-not from the wastes, but her thoughts are always preoccupied with thoughts of sexy, sexy, Tenpony Tower booty.
*THE BAD FIGHT: Your typical raider, looting and pillaging for… his? her? I can’t tell anymore, they all look the same to me.
*THE SO-SO FIGHT: Onward, my comrades! We must capture the dam and defend it against the Legion! No matter the casualties, military or civilian, we will fight to the death and never put down our guns until the great city of booze and hookers is firmly under our control!
*THE BETTER-THAN-NOTHING FIGHT: One of the children asked me, Red Eye, what is your cutie mark? To that child, I answered I do not have one. Of course, the next question was Why, Red Eye? Why dont I have a cutie mark? Because I choose not to have a cutie mark. Why would I want one? Am I really going to let a picture on my flank determine my future? If I find something that I really enjoy, do I need an icon on my ass to tell me? Of course not. To too many ponies, cutie marks are more about what you cant be. How can you expect to be a great scientist if your cutie mark is a rake? Or an amazing artist if your flank has a picture of a pile of hay? Who is going to give you the chance? But if your flank is bare, then the possibilities are endless. And the choice is up to you. That is why I had my cutie mark removed. And why the Children of Unity have all chosen to do the same. In the new Equestria, we will all be lifted up by the Goddess, freed from the shackles of cutie mark coercion. But there is still much work to be done before that day. So in anticipation for it, we have chosen to take the first step ourselves…
*THE SHIT-TIER FIGHT: A Stable 99 security mare drowning her sorrows in alcohol, go figure.
And last but not least..
*THE GOD-TIER FIGHT: If you don’t know who these guys are are, then you haven’t played enough Fallout.