Oh god Sweetie, please don’t. We know your heart’s in the right place, and you don’t want your precious boy to be lonely, but you can’t assume two people will fall in love on the lone proviso of their shared species. This is not “Rio” and you are not Will.i.am.
mlp:fim = Hasbro/Faust
Hey, Gabby’s cute as a carnivorous button. How could I resist? X3
PS: This is a one-shot joke, and probably not JG canon.