>After she confesses her love to you, you know that you only have one chance to diffuse the situation before you have another crazy stalker trying to stab you so you can only be hers.
>”Look baby, one pony may be enough for you; but I’m a free range stud and I’ve been put out to steed. Now I’m sure you’re a nice girl but I’m going to have to catch you on the flip side.
“B-but, I thought you said I was special… Was that a lie, Deez?”
>You cuddle her a bit.
>”Well, I think we could always see if you can do anything special to mah dick!”