Artist’s comment:
 
Amber: So Hot Head, how’s your love life?
 
Hot Head: W-why do you need to know???
 
Amber: Whoa, chill. I’m just asking. I’m your guardian. I should be informed about what’s going on in your life. Love life specifically
 
Hot Head: groans It’s……. nonexistent
 
Amber: How? You’re a great guy. What happened to Whirlwind?
 
Hot Head: We’re friends….. just friends.
 
Amber: Are you making any moves?
 
Hot Head: Well, I’ve told her that I like her.
 
Amber: Oh, Hot Head, that’s not how it works.
 
Hot Head: ……… it’s not?
 
Amber: You hafta flirt! Give her a reason to like you
 
Hot Head: I thought I was! I’ve been nice to her and I compliment her and
 
Amber: How do you compliment her?
 
Hot Head: I just…. compliment her? I-I dunno
 
Amber: Try it on me.
 
Hot Head: N-no way!
 
Amber: I’m trying to help you. Now c’mon, pretend I’m Whirlwind. Put on your sexy face and woo me.
 
Hot Head: sighs and makes an awkward face Hey Whirlwind. I think you have really pretty eyes
 
Amber: …………………… It’s worse than I thought.
 
Hot Head: groans
 
Amber: The compliment was nice but the execution was awful. You gotta be more forward, man! Nice guys finish last!
 
Hot Head: W-well Whirlwind’s different! I just thought she might like a nice guy.
 
Amber: Which is exactly why she dated Prism
 
Hot Head: ………….. Y-you girls are just really confusing okay!
 
Amber: I’m trying to help you not be confused and I’m telling you to be more forward and aggressive with your flirting. Girls love that.
 
Hot Head: Well, I don’t wanna make her feel like I’m trying to own her or something!
 
Amber: You won’t. You’d just be showing her that you can take charge if you need to
 
Hot Head: But Uuugh! Whirlwind’s just hard to get
 
Amber: She wouldn’t be if you just listened to me.
 
Hot Head: Yeah right
 
Amber: gasps Look there she is!
 
Hot Head: W-wha?
 
Amber: Okay, what you’re gonna do is walk right over to her, sexily lean against the wall, ask her about her day and
 
Hot Head: I’m not doing that!
 
Amber: C’mon! It’ll work! Or at least get you a date!
 
Hot Head: There’s no way!
 
Amber: If you don’t do it I will!
 
Hot Head: N-no you wouldn’t!
 
Amber: I would to prove a point
 
Hot Head: I can’t believe you
 
Amber: Better get over there
 
Hot Head: No. You won’t do it
 
Amber: Are you really willing to risk that?
 
Hot Head: Tch
 
Amber: Alright then, watch and learn confidently walks over to Whirlwind
 
Hot Head: Amber!  

 
Whirlwind: looks up and sees Amber walking to her Oh, hey Amber
 
Amber: ….
 
Whirlwind: Amb
 
Amber: moves Whirlwind against the wall
 
Whirlwind: Eep!
 
Amber: Hey, Whirlwind. How’re you?
 
Whirlwind: I-I’m good
 
Amber: Your day?
 
Whirlwind: Just f-fine. Amber, what’re you
 
Amber: *presses finger against Whirlwind’s lips
 
Whirlwind: …….
 
Amber: ………..
 
Whirlwind: Um…………..
 
Amber: You have really nice eyes.
 
Whirlwind: …… O-oh thank you. That’s really nice of you to say. You have nice eyes, too.
 
Amber: You wanna hang out later?
 
Whirlwind: I… uh, yeah sure.
 
Amber: Cool backs away from Whirlwind I’ll see you later then
 
Whirlwind: O-okay. Bye  

 
Amber: returns to Hot Head
 
Hot Head: You’re so embarrassing. I can’t believe you!
 
Amber: I just proved my point
 
Hot Head: No you didn’t! She just looked freaked out after!
 
Amber: Pfft, freaked out or not, I got a date.
 
Hot Head: W-wha? No way! You’re lying
 
Whirlwind: walks over to Amber and Hot Head H-hey! Oh, hi Hot Head
 
Hot Head: H-hi Whirlwind!
 
Whirlwind: smiles and turns attention to Amber So uh, I forgot to ask what we were gonna do… Did you have something in mind errr…..
 
Amber: I’ll figure it out. It’ll be spontaneous
 
Whirlwind: Oh cool! Sounds fun. I-I’ll see ya then walks back to where she was
 
Amber: Bye shoots a grin at Hot Head
 
Hot Head: I hate you
 

 
That awkward moment when yo mom steals yo girl
 

 
Let’s see how many of you end up shipping this